Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
