But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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