I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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