quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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