I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
