I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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