she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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