it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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