Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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