Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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