yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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