Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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