i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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