theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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