Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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