Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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