If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
only if we run a train.
done.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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