Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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