Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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