i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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