I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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