At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
pray to the hookup gods
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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