VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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