I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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