Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
