Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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