I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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