Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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