It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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