Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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