SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
me + whiskey = a bad person
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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