If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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