You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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