on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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