i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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