I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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