Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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