she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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