Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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