remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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