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• (801): View more from Utah

  You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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  There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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  alright see you in the morning.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts

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• (619): View more from California

  just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...

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• (914): View more from New York

  still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street

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• (858): View more from California

  WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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  You're High aren't you?

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  Sooooo high

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.

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  He asked if he could come over tomorrow....

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  These tits shall not be calmed

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