Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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