I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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