She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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