The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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