He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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