Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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