no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Dear god my vagina.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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