butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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