look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
