I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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