why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They have beer where we have blood.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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