People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Im part way to drunk.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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