I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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