Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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