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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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